" income taxes "

 [ "income tax" ]

1: A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

  * e.g.,  ... Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax. 

 [ "income tax" ]

2: If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.

 [ "income tax" ]

1: A long standing source of fraud on the fine citizens of the States of the US, - making use of legal terminology (legalese) to confound, confuse & obscufate the fact that the FEDERAL INCOME TAX is a tax on FEDERAL INCOME; - N0T a general tax on natural persons living & working in common occupations.

  * e.g.,  ... Federal Judges recieve their PAY from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Therefore, they earn FEDERAL INCOME (a taxable source as defined in section 863 of title 26 -- the income tax code). Therefore, they owe FEDERAL INCOME TAX. 

 [ "income tax" ]

1: When you swallow tacks and they won't come out

  * e.g.,  ... The tacks went in! Maybe they're income tax! 

 [ "income tax" ]

1: Income tax is a tax on the income of a person or corporation. In the United States, it is usually collect at both the state and federal level; however, there are a few states which do not currently tax personal income.

  * e.g.,  ... Tax protestors and other fringe lunatic types make all kinds of specious, pseudo-legal arguments to try to avoid paying the income tax. They put their own idiosyncratic spin on the laws to try to defend their actions. The IRS and the federal courts don't appreciate this, and usually fine them out the ass for their frivolous litigation 

 [ "income tax" ]

2: The abover definition is completely false, because the federal income tax doesn't discriminate between sources of income from government occupations and private labor. See e.g. 26 U.S.C. § 61. Otherwise, how would the federal government be able to fund its operations?

 [ "Income Tax Baller" ]

1: A person that pretends to be a baller, aka have alot if money, when they get their income tax refund.

  * e.g.,  ... You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season. 

 [ "Income Tax Trash" ]

1:  (n) A douchebag, usually a minority of low income with multiple children, or other people's children that they've claimed as their own for income tax purposes, that receive large sums of money around late January to early April from income tax refunds. They are usually recognizable by the large amounts of money spent on foolish items such as jewelry, rims, clothes, and other personal things other than bills and debt. These "ballers" carry themselves as if they were wealthy for about 1 week out of the year, and go back to being unintelligent degenerate, low life, drains on society for the other 51 weeks of the calendar year. They usually have very low FICA scores, and live in low-income housing. Most of the time taking advantage of and crippling federal programs designed to help poverty stricken or disabled persons, such as Federal Welfare, Food Stamps, and Medicaid Health Insurance.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Have you seen Johnny's new fresh fit? Jeff: Yeah I heard he got back 7G's this year, and also got some 22's on his ride. Dave: Yeah, Too bad he drives a 91' Geo Storm, and lives in Section Jeff: True, they just repo'd his recliner from Rent a Center. Dave: That dude's Income Tax Trash. Jeff: Don't give broke people money, they don't know how to act. 

 [ "Progressive income tax" ]

1: The more money you make, the higher taxes you pay.

  * e.g.,  ... We need to make taxation more progressive and raise taxes on the wealthy. 

 [ "Progressive income tax" ]

2: Antonym: flat tax

 [ "Progressive income tax" ]

1: An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

  * e.g.,  ... The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx. 

 [ "Progressive income tax" ]

2: Progressive income tax

 [ "sign a joint income tax" ]

1: Slang for taking a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to go sign a joint income tax 

 [ "I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump." ]

1: The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.